1 00:00:05,070 --> 00:00:07,990 All them sprays. 2 00:00:08,690 --> 00:00:12,250 All poison screams. 3 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:15,590 What the hell? 4 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:00,340 what you're going to ask. 5 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:05,740 Who the fudge am I, and how the fudge did you get here? 6 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:07,080 Am I right about that? 7 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,720 Is this some kind of joke? 8 00:01:09,980 --> 00:01:14,300 Oh, you mean like, maybe, maybe you had too much to drink and ended up here. 9 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,860 Yeah. Right? 10 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:22,540 Oh, well, um, that could be a possibility. Do you normally wake up 11 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:23,540 rubber in your asshole? 12 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 What the fuck? 13 00:01:29,450 --> 00:01:30,750 I didn't do anything like that to you! 14 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,090 Yet! 15 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:15,510 What's wrong with you? 16 00:02:15,770 --> 00:02:17,950 What's wrong with me? You must know. 17 00:02:18,510 --> 00:02:19,510 I'm lonely. 18 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,670 Nobody is here to be my playmate. 19 00:02:23,030 --> 00:02:27,930 Some people can live by themselves, but me, I need social contact. 20 00:02:28,990 --> 00:02:31,190 I like that. I love it. 21 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:42,250 If you hit like a man, 22 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,880 Then you will get hit like a man. Do you understand? 23 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:54,620 Oh, that's so... I'm going to play a song and 24 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:56,680 you are going to perform a cryptid. 25 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,940 And I need to be aroused down there. 26 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:05,360 But I'm not selfish. You can be aroused too. If you feel the need to arouse 27 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,400 yourself, do it while you're arousing me. Alright? 28 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,230 What? 29 00:04:48,170 --> 00:04:51,870 The rules are unsettled away from this league. 30 00:04:52,270 --> 00:04:56,290 Call and kill, that's the sense we need to hear. 31 00:04:56,850 --> 00:05:00,730 That's the goal from Dino, that's his line. 32 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:05,090 We'll distort your hate, give you shadow. 33 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:11,960 Why didn't you take the rest of it off? 34 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:19,840 Well, you told me you wanted me to give you a strip fee, so I just 35 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,260 gave you that I was gonna strip. 36 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:33,920 Listen, if this is a joke, please, please just stop it now, because 37 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:35,850 I'm getting really scared. 38 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:39,610 Oh, goody! Because you're supposed to be scared. If you ever stop being scared, 39 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:43,510 let me know. Because I'll fucking get the shit out of you, you fucking twat! 40 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:44,930 Okay? Are you scared? 41 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:47,810 Because if you're not, I'm going to fucking terrify you! 42 00:06:48,270 --> 00:06:49,270 Okay. 43 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:25,460 The mills get bread from workers and 44 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:29,200 take a company. 45 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:37,480 Produce a poop and cut in a point with wings 46 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,140 and eyes. 47 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:45,440 Which buzzes the wave like a dumpy. 48 00:07:53,870 --> 00:08:00,670 To build young fences To warm rims They drown Bewitched by the 49 00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:01,670 wind 50 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:53,500 When will I see Mom and Daddy 51 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,740 again? 52 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:59,660 Well, Peter, you're... 53 00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:56,230 I had to make sure that you stayed knocked out because you're troublesome. 54 00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:57,490 Look at you already. 55 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,170 So I wanted to save us a lot of hassle. 56 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:04,630 Yeah, it's for my pleasure. 57 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:10,750 So I had to make sure that I could do things without your knowledge because 58 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,910 you'd cramp up. Now you're behaved. 59 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:15,770 That's exactly how you were when you were knocked out. Okay, did you rape me? 60 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:17,910 Why, are you sore down there? 61 00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:20,350 Please, tell me. Tell me he did. 62 00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:23,610 All right, well, honestly, some things were done. 63 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:29,200 Without your knowledge, like I said before, 5, 6, 7, 8, I did! 64 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:35,320 But I have pictures because I wanted to remember. 65 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,900 In case I forgot anything, it's all here. 66 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,940 Are you ready to look at your stuff? 67 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,660 I always look at your stuff a lot. 68 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,180 That night? 69 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,880 Oh, oh, this is my favorite. 70 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,520 Handsome guy. Ooh. 71 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,360 Ooh. 72 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:05,720 Ooh. 73 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,720 Ooh. 74 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,920 Is ooh a letter of the alphabet? 75 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,640 A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N. Ooh. 76 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,340 P. Don't P. 77 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,640 I know that you do what I command you to do, but do not do that. 78 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:20,600 Oh, it's I command you to do that. 79 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,240 I don't command you if I say I command you. 80 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,280 thing that I did was that I stuck my finger into your pussy. 81 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:37,560 But that was just for a picture. I like to look at stuff like that when I feel 82 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,560 lonesome. 83 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,560 Okay, show's over. 84 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,500 You're a pervert. 85 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:46,020 I hope you are, too. That way we'll get along. 86 00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:49,260 Well, if you're not, I heard that Alphys is trapped. 87 00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,780 Retract them while you talk. 88 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,720 Are you going to rape me? 89 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,160 I'd not rape if you'd say yes. 90 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,240 I will never say yes. 91 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:10,540 Then I guess we'll use your word. I'm going to rape you. But I'd rather not 92 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:14,260 the fuck out of you while I'm fucking the beat out of you. Relax! 93 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,880 Relax! Relax! 94 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,140 Is there 95 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:26,760 anything I can say? 96 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,720 To make you stop what you're doing? 97 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,300 Um, yes. 98 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:37,840 There is one thing you could say that would make me stop. 99 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,220 Okay, uh, and what would that be? 100 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:44,600 You have to say, stop or I'll shoot! 101 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,240 But in order for that to make me stop, you have to have a gun. 102 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,460 Wait, please, 103 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,420 I don't want to yell! 104 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:56,280 Um, I'm sure that you don't have a gun. 105 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,499 Because I checked. 106 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,700 I did a full body cavity search. 107 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:05,640 You must be really good if you still got a gun after that procedure. 108 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,300 So, let's see now. 109 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:17,600 As long as you're nice, the only shooting is going to be my load into 110 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,600 your holes. 111 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:22,940 If you behave, I won't make any more holes than the ones you already have. 112 00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,460 just use the holes you were born with. 113 00:18:25,399 --> 00:18:26,399 Except fat. 114 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,660 Do you have an innie or an outie? 115 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,260 I had an outie until I got a Toyota. 116 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,720 Alright, 117 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,900 so we have a deal. Let's stick on it. 118 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,560 Can I use the bathroom first? 119 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,340 You have to hold it. 120 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,720 Until I say you can go, and by holding it, I meant hold the urine in your 121 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,740 bladder, not hold my peepee. 122 00:18:57,580 --> 00:19:00,040 It's about your peepee. Hold the peepee, yes. And a cockatoo. 123 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:02,140 Not a cockatoo, cockatoo. 124 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,360 Cocky as well. 125 00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:07,760 I like to look at things as tit for tat. 126 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,380 And I like to look at tits and tats. 127 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,800 Couldn't help noticing you have some nice breasts there. 128 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,620 I paid you a compliment. 129 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:21,480 What does someone do? 130 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,500 Well, they're paid a compliment. 131 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:27,400 Say thank you. No, they give the change because I paid a compliment. 132 00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:28,840 I'm going to give you a compliment now. 133 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,880 You have nice tits. 134 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,600 Thank you. 135 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,160 You're welcome. 136 00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:41,340 Bill. 137 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,760 Bill. 138 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,880 Bill. Come here. 139 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:47,780 My bad, Brian. 140 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,060 Do what? 141 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,660 Back here, I'm just playing around. 142 00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:01,040 You remember this? 143 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,220 Oh, how could you? You're unconscious. 144 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,199 I'm not. 145 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,200 I'm just helping you. 146 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,100 Are these real or fake? 147 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:16,440 Well... That's not such real bone. 148 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,180 It could be real. 149 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,740 No, no, you have to keep it spread. 150 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:46,100 Oh. Oh. 151 00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,140 Oh. 152 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:52,100 Spread. 153 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,320 Oh. 154 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,200 Oh. 155 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,840 Oh. Oh. 156 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,900 I love you. 157 00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:22,040 I want to drop a lollipop on his nipple, and then I want to... Help 158 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,700 me. 159 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,860 Help me. 160 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,360 Wait. 161 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,760 His nipple down there. 162 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:34,620 Nipple. 163 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Nipple. 164 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,400 Nipple. 165 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:45,660 I like it. 166 00:21:50,090 --> 00:21:51,090 Yes. 167 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,340 You know what they say about the guys with the big shoe sizes? 168 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,760 Now for my next trick. 169 00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:32,940 Must die. 170 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:52,030 Just occur to me, you're full of piss and shit, right? 171 00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:55,510 Well, not just full of shit. Full of piss and shit. 172 00:23:55,870 --> 00:23:57,470 Literally, not figuratively. 173 00:23:57,730 --> 00:23:59,330 Even though I love your figuratively. 174 00:23:59,530 --> 00:24:00,570 You have a nice figuratively. 175 00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:07,970 So, I'm afraid if I start licking, wrecking it around, licking it, 176 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:10,990 that your flower is going to squirt me in the face. 177 00:24:11,390 --> 00:24:13,270 Well, don't worry, that happens. I know it's not your fault. 178 00:24:14,650 --> 00:24:15,650 But... 179 00:24:15,850 --> 00:24:21,670 The other problem is you're going to fart. So I don't want the fragrance, the 180 00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:26,910 fluid, the solid, or the gas on this. 181 00:24:27,270 --> 00:24:32,050 Why ruin this with a solid, liquid, or gas from your ass and pee -pee? 182 00:24:32,490 --> 00:24:33,490 Mm -mm. 183 00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:36,790 Let's get you evacuated, shall we? 184 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,470 I know CTPR. 185 00:24:41,870 --> 00:24:43,670 Pee -pee, pee -pee, pee -pee! 186 00:25:41,130 --> 00:25:43,230 Can you help me? You bet your asshole. 187 00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:46,930 No. 188 00:25:47,270 --> 00:25:48,530 I mean, help me squat. 189 00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:18,910 I'm happy I can go from this point. I don't want to miss the ball. 190 00:26:19,550 --> 00:26:21,330 When you're right, you're right. 191 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:26,390 Let's play a game like Limbo. Let's see how low you can go. 192 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:21,620 love playing with you. Oh, I love it. 193 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,220 Do you like the clothes that I got you? 194 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,040 Yeah. 195 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,440 Yeah. 196 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,520 Yeah, this will work. Bang, bang, bang. 197 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,080 Do you like dry humping me? 198 00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:41,580 I like dry humping you. 199 00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,179 Let's try that. 200 00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:54,020 Let's do it. 201 00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:56,740 Up. 202 00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,360 Up. 203 00:28:01,340 --> 00:28:04,480 Up in the air. Up. 204 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:06,059 All right. 205 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:07,960 All right, turn around, turn around, turn around. 206 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:09,620 Turn around, clown. 207 00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:11,600 Oh, help me, clown. Help the clown. 208 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000 We're not in rhythm. 209 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,080 I have to learn rhythm. 210 00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:39,360 So, I have an idea. 211 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,060 Let's just snap it. That's the rhythm. 212 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:46,320 Rhythm and melody. How can we do it? 213 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,100 Juggling. 214 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,940 You have to do more than one thing at a time. 215 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,360 Juggle the... Oh, they're juggles, but I don't... I don't know. 216 00:28:57,660 --> 00:28:58,660 Over here! 217 00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,940 Over here! 218 00:29:03,690 --> 00:29:04,690 You agree. 219 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,370 I have bad timing, right? 220 00:29:07,430 --> 00:29:08,950 Not evil timing, bad timing. 221 00:29:09,770 --> 00:29:11,670 It's okay to be honest. 222 00:29:13,610 --> 00:29:14,610 All right. 223 00:29:16,310 --> 00:29:17,950 Do you know the alphabet song? 224 00:29:20,870 --> 00:29:21,870 I do, too. 225 00:29:24,090 --> 00:29:28,690 I want you to sing the alphabet song while I do something, because I want to 226 00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:30,410 practice my timing. Can you do it? 227 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,920 Can you do it? 228 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,460 Oh, come on! Why is it so hard? 229 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,440 I wasn't talking about that. 230 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:44,480 Sometimes you say a statement and it sounds like you mean something else, but 231 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,500 really mean it. Why is it so difficult to do it? It's a simple kind of thing. 232 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:50,420 You know what I'm saying? Are you bashful? Is that it? You don't want me 233 00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:51,420 you sing off -key? 234 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,060 No! I've got to say, hit it, Buster! 235 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,320 Ready? 236 00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:57,900 I want you to sing it loudly. 237 00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:00,940 Slow and loud. 238 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,680 One. 239 00:30:04,810 --> 00:30:06,370 Two. Three. 240 00:30:07,730 --> 00:30:13,130 A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, 241 00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:20,490 I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, 242 00:30:20,730 --> 00:30:27,450 R, S, T, U, V, W, X, 243 00:30:27,710 --> 00:30:30,290 Y, and Z. 244 00:30:31,150 --> 00:30:32,150 Oh. 245 00:30:34,190 --> 00:30:36,450 Oh, you can't clap at your own performance? 246 00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:46,990 That didn't seem to end correctly. 247 00:30:48,170 --> 00:30:50,150 That's because I didn't finish the song. 248 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,030 Do you know that part of the song that says, now I know my ABCs? 249 00:30:54,630 --> 00:30:56,670 Can you do it this time? The whole song? 250 00:30:59,810 --> 00:31:02,810 Trying to educate you. You're not going to be able to go back to school. 251 00:31:03,310 --> 00:31:05,810 You're here forever and ever. 252 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:07,730 That's marriage, baby. 253 00:31:08,090 --> 00:31:09,950 So, what was the answer? 254 00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:13,890 I'll sing the first part. You sing the ending. 255 00:31:14,890 --> 00:31:15,890 Ready? 256 00:31:16,930 --> 00:31:17,470 Now 257 00:31:17,470 --> 00:31:24,250 I 258 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,990 know my ABCs. 259 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:31,370 Next time won't you sing with me? 260 00:31:31,650 --> 00:31:32,750 Okay, you start it. 261 00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:01,740 I don't want the thing. 262 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,520 I'm not confident. 263 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,160 Tiny thing is tomorrow. 264 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,640 Thank you. You're a good training partner. 265 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,260 No, no. I like the way that looks. 266 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,520 I'm going to reward you now. 267 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:29,000 Oh, you don't give me something personally? 268 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,900 That's very fucking ladylike. 269 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:35,360 You're such a lady. 270 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000 I know what's going on. 271 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,680 You're left upstairs, can't kiss me because I need to kiss the foots 272 00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:55,820 And they want to have the first kiss, right? I know that's the truth. 273 00:32:56,360 --> 00:33:03,080 So, I'm going to make out with you downstairs, but I can't hear what your 274 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,800 pussy's saying, so I want the pussy lips upstairs to meow. 275 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:13,600 You're going to meow while I play with your pussy, my tongue. 276 00:33:13,820 --> 00:33:14,820 Meow. 277 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,200 Do you know how to meow? 278 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,600 What does it sound like? 279 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,720 Meow. And I want it loud. 280 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,240 Can you do it loudly? 281 00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:25,940 Wait, lift up this leg a little bit. 282 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,560 Put it on there. 283 00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:30,860 Yeah, that'll help me. 284 00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:32,660 Get right in there. 285 00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:35,860 So, I'm going to do that, and you just keep meowing. 286 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,460 And then give me a big meow when I get you going. 287 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,160 So I know when to stop. 288 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,040 Ready? 289 00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:50,140 I don't hear you. Meow. 290 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:51,820 Meow. 291 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,920 Meow. 292 00:39:44,330 --> 00:39:45,730 Bye. 293 00:39:46,910 --> 00:39:47,910 Bye. 294 00:42:12,710 --> 00:42:14,970 She does what I tell her, but she's got no personality. 295 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:47,100 into my skin as I woke up just drifting jawless. 296 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:50,040 Water, water everywhere. 297 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,900 I've got a drop to drink. 298 00:42:54,660 --> 00:43:01,260 When I started drinking, people thought the rain 299 00:43:01,260 --> 00:43:03,360 was hurting neighbors. 300 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,140 Water, water everywhere. 301 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,560 In general, my 302 00:44:55,050 --> 00:45:01,930 Good ships on their passing, cold islands passing, 303 00:45:02,730 --> 00:45:05,670 the edge of the sea. 304 00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:10,170 Moving, 305 00:45:11,330 --> 00:45:14,310 good city, moving, 306 00:45:15,590 --> 00:45:18,470 the dawn of moving, 307 00:45:19,330 --> 00:45:22,050 mountain to me. 308 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,200 I don't know. 309 00:47:56,230 --> 00:47:57,230 Don't try to talk. 310 00:47:57,590 --> 00:48:02,090 Actually, you can't talk. Only an idiot would try to do something that they'll 311 00:48:02,090 --> 00:48:05,410 fail at. Me, I only do something if I know I can do it. 312 00:48:08,730 --> 00:48:09,730 Yeah, 313 00:48:10,370 --> 00:48:11,370 you said it, sister. 314 00:48:13,910 --> 00:48:15,490 Gooby Doo is my favorite cartoon. 315 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,680 I hate how we can get together like this. 316 00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:35,500 Every day should be a day like this, right? Oh, are you scared? 317 00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:39,540 Waking up naked. 318 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:43,860 Naked with no pants or pantyhose or panties. 319 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,220 Where is the laughing? 320 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,080 Where is the family? 321 00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:51,580 Let's go rescue them. 322 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,600 Well, it's a good thing you're cool. 323 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,400 Because the word of the day is cooperation. 324 00:49:05,620 --> 00:49:06,620 Yes. 325 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,460 Do you like that word? 326 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:10,500 Cooperation. 327 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,540 Well, if you don't like that word, we can change it. 328 00:49:49,770 --> 00:49:52,490 Not the way I usually meet a nice lady. 329 00:49:53,310 --> 00:49:58,170 I usually like for her to wake up from drugs with her clothes still on. 330 00:49:58,550 --> 00:50:02,690 And then I get to know her a little bit before she strips really, really hot. 331 00:50:03,570 --> 00:50:09,250 And then I drug her again. And I do things without her knowledge or consent. 332 00:50:09,830 --> 00:50:11,490 I don't like potential. 333 00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:27,590 I may not be the brightest clown in the whole world, but somebody tells me 334 00:50:27,590 --> 00:50:31,750 that girls love having their tits played with. 335 00:50:32,010 --> 00:50:35,410 After all, what would be the reason for them looking so great? 336 00:50:35,790 --> 00:50:37,290 And they feel good? 337 00:50:37,590 --> 00:50:40,110 I like feeling them, touching them. 338 00:50:40,530 --> 00:50:44,110 I like nipping the lickles. 339 00:50:47,690 --> 00:50:49,390 Don't react like that. 340 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:51,660 Licking the nipples? 341 00:50:51,940 --> 00:50:53,660 I don't want to lick your nipples. 342 00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:02,660 Do we need to start a relationship with domestic 343 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:03,660 violence? 344 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:09,000 I'll take that as a no. 345 00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:16,040 So, uh, you know, something that might make you change your attitude 346 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,540 is when I introduce myself to you. 347 00:51:18,990 --> 00:51:20,150 You may not recognize me. 348 00:51:20,570 --> 00:51:22,310 I am Bozo the Rapist. 349 00:51:24,390 --> 00:51:29,670 So at least if you were going to get raped by somebody, it should be a 350 00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:30,670 celebrity. 351 00:51:31,330 --> 00:51:38,130 So after we do our little first day on the job thing, some employee training 352 00:51:38,130 --> 00:51:45,050 for you, I'm going to leave a rule book with you 353 00:51:45,050 --> 00:51:48,270 so you can study so you know how to fucking behave! 354 00:51:55,340 --> 00:51:56,340 to be turned on. 355 00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:03,060 So one thing I was thinking about is you have knife full lips. 356 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:07,100 There are a lot of things I can do with that mouth. A lot of things you can do 357 00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:08,098 with that mouth. 358 00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:13,160 So I just thought, no, no, no, hear me out. Nothing's happening yet. 359 00:52:14,220 --> 00:52:15,220 Hear me out. 360 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:21,760 I was thinking it would be just so romantical if we tell our children that 361 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,840 first kiss happened. 362 00:52:23,310 --> 00:52:25,330 Before you even said your first words. 363 00:52:25,830 --> 00:52:30,270 So I'm going to do you a favor and take this out of your knife. 364 00:52:31,550 --> 00:52:32,550 No. 365 00:52:34,570 --> 00:52:38,030 You have to kiss me like you love me. Don't kiss me like you fucking hate me 366 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:41,350 because I'll fucking... I'm going to leave it outside. 367 00:52:41,630 --> 00:52:42,630 You have an imagination. 368 00:52:42,930 --> 00:52:46,370 And clowns help people imagine stuff. 369 00:52:48,510 --> 00:52:49,630 Imagine my dick in your mouth. 370 00:52:52,590 --> 00:52:53,590 To be happy. 371 00:55:46,890 --> 00:55:50,150 I'm having so much fun. 372 00:55:50,530 --> 00:55:51,850 It's all because of you. 373 00:55:53,410 --> 00:55:55,330 Thank you. You're quite welcome. 374 00:55:55,910 --> 00:55:56,950 You're welcome here. 375 00:55:57,170 --> 00:55:58,570 I welcome you to my house. 376 00:55:59,010 --> 00:56:02,890 Well, not really a house, is it? 377 00:56:03,150 --> 00:56:05,890 Thankfully, they don't complain for free! 378 00:56:10,770 --> 00:56:15,270 Why did the chicken cross the road? 379 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,560 It's not to get to the other side. When you say, the chicken went to the other 380 00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:25,200 side, it's the same as asking, why did the chicken cross the road? The answer 381 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,780 the question that's stupid and stupid in the brain. 382 00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:30,400 Don't patronize me. 383 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,820 You're not my customer. Don't patronize me. 384 00:56:34,620 --> 00:56:37,480 I could ask you, why did the chicken cross the road? 385 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,400 No, why did the chicken get to the other side? 386 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:43,960 To cross the road. 387 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,259 It's easy. 388 00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:46,260 It's easy. 389 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:47,640 Pleasure. 390 00:56:48,330 --> 00:56:49,330 Sometimes punishment. 391 00:56:51,330 --> 00:56:56,270 Staying on the topic of chicken, what came first, the chicken or the egg? 392 00:56:57,130 --> 00:56:59,330 Uh, the egg. 393 00:57:00,610 --> 00:57:02,970 How can an egg have an orgasm? 394 00:57:03,270 --> 00:57:04,510 An egg can't come. 395 00:57:04,950 --> 00:57:07,710 I don't know why people get stumped by these questions. 396 00:57:07,970 --> 00:57:09,650 They ponder, they write essays. 397 00:57:11,850 --> 00:57:16,450 Useless. And it makes me feel stupid because I see that people are taking... 398 00:57:16,730 --> 00:57:17,730 Stupid stuff seriously. 399 00:57:20,450 --> 00:57:21,990 Serious stuff seriously. 400 00:57:25,010 --> 00:57:27,750 I'm gonna play a game. Not too serious there for a second. 401 00:57:28,130 --> 00:57:29,150 If you want to. 402 00:57:29,430 --> 00:57:30,430 Alright. 403 00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:32,970 I'll be right back. 404 00:57:34,010 --> 00:57:34,570 I 405 00:57:34,570 --> 00:57:44,770 lubricated 406 00:57:44,770 --> 00:57:45,770 it. 407 00:57:48,110 --> 00:57:54,070 So, um, I always wanted to see this trick perform in my mind! 408 00:57:57,270 --> 00:58:01,470 But, you know, sometimes the imagination is clear, and sometimes it's not. So as 409 00:58:01,470 --> 00:58:05,110 much as I wanted to imagine it, I couldn't make it happen. So you're here 410 00:58:05,110 --> 00:58:10,630 make this game work. So I'm going to put this egg in that hole. 411 00:58:11,730 --> 00:58:15,030 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Let's talk about this. 412 00:58:15,810 --> 00:58:16,810 Sure. 413 00:58:17,310 --> 00:58:20,570 I admire how you stuck up for yourself. 414 00:58:21,450 --> 00:58:25,990 Because why would you have a chicken egg when you have human eggs in that hole? 415 00:58:27,150 --> 00:58:28,390 Let's do it in the other room. 416 00:58:28,910 --> 00:58:30,710 My part time is money. 417 00:58:33,870 --> 00:58:40,650 If you relax, it'll go in. I'll go very 418 00:58:40,650 --> 00:58:45,510 slowly. Remember, I have many eggs. Let's try to get it right the first 419 00:58:48,810 --> 00:58:50,170 Thank you. 420 00:59:36,650 --> 00:59:37,650 Don't push. 421 00:59:37,850 --> 00:59:39,650 Pull. Pull. 422 00:59:40,890 --> 00:59:41,890 Accept it. 423 00:59:42,010 --> 00:59:43,010 Accept. 424 00:59:43,730 --> 00:59:46,870 Jesus. Egg is your personal savior. 425 00:59:48,990 --> 00:59:49,990 Accept it. 426 00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:51,250 Accept it. 427 00:59:55,170 --> 01:00:00,310 Almost there. Almost there. Come on. Oh, yes. You got it. I'm so proud of you. 428 01:00:01,210 --> 01:00:03,990 That made my day. 429 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:29,780 and assume that you've never done it doggy balloon style. 430 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,620 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 431 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,160 Yeah. 432 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,640 Yeah. 433 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,380 Does that bother you? 434 01:00:45,260 --> 01:00:47,380 Does it bother you? No. 435 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,720 Didn't have a cherry? 436 01:02:15,260 --> 01:02:16,260 Pop something else. 437 01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:25,260 Oh, 438 01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:34,240 I 439 01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:35,240 think she has potential. 440 01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:37,880 I'm really beginning to like her. 441 01:02:39,220 --> 01:02:41,460 She's a dream come true. 442 01:04:07,899 --> 01:04:10,700 Thank you. 443 01:04:39,470 --> 01:04:45,430 and chicks and dogs long to breath and call and all 444 01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:27,160 I'm sorry. 445 01:09:47,819 --> 01:09:48,819 I said watch out. 446 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,560 Did you rape me last night? 447 01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,320 Why would you ask me a question like that? Me of all people. 448 01:09:59,180 --> 01:10:00,180 Yeah. 449 01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:03,000 I'm really sore down there. 450 01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:05,200 Please tell me the truth. 451 01:10:05,460 --> 01:10:08,160 Trust me. What you don't know can't hurt you. 452 01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:10,760 Your TV hurts. 453 01:10:11,130 --> 01:10:12,130 You can't know. 454 01:10:12,830 --> 01:10:15,190 You were raped all over the place. 455 01:10:15,390 --> 01:10:17,270 Fucked here, fucked there, fucked everywhere. 456 01:10:17,810 --> 01:10:20,890 But the bright side is, you are unconscious. 457 01:10:21,390 --> 01:10:22,490 That we even have to fix. 458 01:10:22,770 --> 01:10:25,190 You misbehave sometimes. 459 01:10:25,450 --> 01:10:27,350 You don't do what you're supposed to do. 460 01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:29,930 While people are doing what you do. 461 01:10:30,790 --> 01:10:37,490 So, everything has a silver lining. As long as the sun is behind the cloud, the 462 01:10:37,490 --> 01:10:40,070 cloud has a silver lining. If the sun is over there, fuck you, son. 463 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,220 You didn't make my cloud silver lining. 464 01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:44,560 But what if I get pregnant? 465 01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:46,520 Well, let's hope it's a girl. 466 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,280 Don't worry, I'll wait until she does. 467 01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:53,600 You're old enough to eat french fries. You're old enough to suck dick. 468 01:10:56,340 --> 01:11:03,240 No, I'm not making a mistake. Don't say that 469 01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,600 about the woman I love. 470 01:11:16,590 --> 01:11:18,470 Do you mind if I kiss you where you pee? 471 01:11:19,970 --> 01:11:23,130 I've never had a celebrity pleasure me before. I'd be honored. 472 01:11:23,810 --> 01:11:25,970 Oh, you're not just saying that to make me feel you, are you? 473 01:11:31,230 --> 01:11:38,150 Well, I've been doing a lot of thinking about my situation, and I realize I 474 01:11:38,150 --> 01:11:43,870 can't do anything to change the event, but I can change my attitude about it, 475 01:11:43,890 --> 01:11:49,780 so... Since I'm here, I might as well enjoy myself and enjoy the time I have 476 01:11:49,780 --> 01:11:50,780 with you. 477 01:12:23,930 --> 01:12:27,070 Can you sleep with me tonight there? 478 01:12:30,790 --> 01:12:34,090 This doesn't really look like the place that's right for me. I wouldn't feel 479 01:12:34,090 --> 01:12:35,090 comfortable being here. 480 01:12:35,350 --> 01:12:36,350 Please? 481 01:12:39,910 --> 01:12:41,050 You would sleep with me? 482 01:12:41,610 --> 01:12:42,610 Voluntarily? 483 01:12:47,510 --> 01:12:48,550 Handcuffs on or off? 484 01:12:49,450 --> 01:12:51,430 Um, I can keep them on. 485 01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:56,540 I mean, if anybody attacks, I know you'll protect me. I trust you. 486 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,320 Thank you for watching. 487 01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:16,910 Thank you. 488 01:14:44,220 --> 01:14:47,020 Thank you. 489 01:15:34,670 --> 01:15:37,150 Thank you. 490 01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:19,640 Good dog! 491 01:21:19,630 --> 01:21:21,530 Thank you. 492 01:22:40,430 --> 01:22:43,470 This is where I was kept for ten notes how long. 493 01:22:44,430 --> 01:22:45,430 Welcome back. 494 01:23:04,570 --> 01:23:07,650 I have to admit I'm pretty excited about making love to you with your eyes open. 495 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:12,380 It's about time you actively participate in our lovemaking. 496 01:23:17,940 --> 01:23:19,560 Are you going to kill me? 497 01:23:22,940 --> 01:23:24,900 Eventually, but at least we have tonight. 498 01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:27,640 That clown used to be my partner. 499 01:23:28,180 --> 01:23:29,860 He got shot in the head one night. 500 01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:34,460 It sucked to see him so lonely, so I got the idea to keep him happy in this 501 01:23:34,460 --> 01:23:35,460 remote location. 502 01:23:36,370 --> 01:23:39,830 If the right type of girl was driving drunk, I'd arrest her. 503 01:23:40,350 --> 01:23:42,270 But that was just to get her into handcuffs. 504 01:23:42,890 --> 01:23:46,530 Then I injected her with the drug that erases the last 15 minutes of memory. 505 01:23:47,590 --> 01:23:49,130 EMTs have it in every ambulance. 506 01:23:49,790 --> 01:23:53,090 And on top of that, I injected her with something to knock her out for a while. 507 01:23:53,570 --> 01:23:54,570 Double whammy. 508 01:23:59,050 --> 01:24:01,470 The guy you know as Bozo can't get an erection. 509 01:24:02,010 --> 01:24:03,410 But the girls didn't know that. 510 01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:06,760 I'm sure that you were pretty sure the first time I banged you. 511 01:24:38,830 --> 01:24:43,290 Bozo ends each night by giving the girl an injection, and I start every night by 512 01:24:43,290 --> 01:24:44,390 blowing a few loads. 513 01:24:45,470 --> 01:24:46,470 Everybody's happy. 514 01:24:54,730 --> 01:24:57,870 Sometimes a girl ends up being a twat, so I'd have to get rid of her. 515 01:25:07,050 --> 01:25:09,010 Don't trust any of these bitches 516 01:25:49,700 --> 01:25:53,880 And no way more. 517 01:26:03,740 --> 01:26:07,080 And by the way, I did not appreciate you taking that long to get wet. 518 01:26:35,940 --> 01:26:38,100 Amuse me and you may keep on living. 519 01:27:11,650 --> 01:27:15,970 Fuckin' much of life! We can have this way! We have just to go! Control their 520 01:27:15,970 --> 01:27:16,970 space! 521 01:27:17,110 --> 01:27:18,110 I'm on the ground! 522 01:27:18,730 --> 01:27:20,210 I'm on the ground! I'm free! 523 01:27:21,350 --> 01:27:22,790 I'm on the ground! I'm on the ground! 524 01:27:23,110 --> 01:27:23,629 I'm on the ground! 525 01:27:23,630 --> 01:27:24,630 I'm on the ground! 526 01:27:26,130 --> 01:27:26,830 I'm on the 527 01:27:26,830 --> 01:27:38,450 ground! 528 01:27:41,470 --> 01:27:43,450 Coming for your destiny. You've got the shotgun. 529 01:27:43,850 --> 01:27:45,870 You've got the energy. You've got the gun. You've got the gun. 530 01:27:46,250 --> 01:27:47,250 You've got the gun. 531 01:27:51,470 --> 01:27:52,810 You've got the gun. 532 01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:13,640 We're starting to get down. One more time. 533 01:28:44,300 --> 01:28:45,780 Down! One more time!